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		<title>Like to cook but afraid that someone will stab you with your own knives?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This sounds like a product you would see on late night infomercial TV. &#8220;Billy Mays here for the anti-stab knife. . . are you sick of your son or daughter threatening you with your own kitchen knives? The nerve of them. . .Are you tired of people breaking into your house to have them use [...]]]></description>
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<p>This sounds like a product you would see on late night infomercial TV. &#8220;Billy Mays here for the anti-stab knife. . . are you sick of your son or daughter threatening you with your own kitchen knives? The nerve of them. . .Are you tired of people breaking into your house to have them use your own knives to rob you? Then this is the product for you&#8221;. Of course there would be the disclaimer: &#8220;WARNING: Does not prevent you from getting your throat sliced&#8221;.<span id="more-5"></span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-size: large;">First &#8216;anti-stab&#8217; knife to go on sale in Britain</span></p>
<p>The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.</p>
<p><strong>The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone. </strong></p>
<p><strong>It was invented by industrial designer John Cornock, who was inspired by a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives. </strong></p>
<p>Mr Cornock, 42, from Swindon, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.</p>
<p>He said: “It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can’t inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone.”</p>
<p>The knife is expected to sell for around £40-50 and has been tested with “very favourable” results by the Home Office’s Design and Technology Alliance &#8211; set up to research products that can deter crime.</p></blockquote>
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