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		<title>Teen reportedly admits she asked for tattoos</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (Previous story here). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise. BRUSSELS &#8211; A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side [...]]]></description>
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<p>So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (<a href="http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/i-only-asked-for-3-stars-on-my-face-not-56/" target="_blank">Previous story here</a>). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise.</p>
<p>BRUSSELS &#8211; <strong>A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father&#8217;s reaction</strong>, British media reported.<br />
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Kimberley Vlaeminck told a Dutch TV crew that<strong> she made up the whole story because her father became angry </strong>after he saw her star-covered face, The Telegraph reported on Monday.</p>
<p>The 18-year-old initially claimed she had fallen asleep during the procedure, and woke up in pain when her nose was being tattooed.</p>
<p>Vlaeminck had told police she emerged from a tattoo parlor with 56 stars over one side of her face, rather than the three she had asked for.<strong> She even threatened to sue tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the thousands she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.</strong></p>
<p><strong>She blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not understanding her French and English instructions.</strong></p>
<p><strong>But she told Dutch TV this week, &#8220;I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.</strong> But when my father saw them, he was furious.&#8221;</p>
<p>The tattoo artist also said Vlaeminck had agreed to 56 stars.</p>
<p>&#8220;She agreed, but when her father saw it, the trouble started,&#8221; Belgian newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws quoted the man as saying.</p>
<p>Rouslan Toumaniantz stands in his tattoo shop Wednesday in Kortrijk, Belgium. He says a teen agreed to having 56 stars tattooed on her face.<br />
Vlaeminck said she wanted to keep the tattoos on her forehead but would have the rest removed.</p>
<p>And for Toumaniantz?</p>
<p>Toumaniantz, who is covered from head to toe in tattoo artistry, said the only thing he was disappointed in was having an unhappy client.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity,&#8221; Toumanaintz told The Telegraph.</p>
<p>He will now require written consent from clients before any procedure, he said.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31400926/ns/world_news-weird_news/" target="_blank">MSNBC</a></p>
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		<title>I only asked for 3 stars on my face. . . not 56</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £10,000 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face &#8211; but ended up with 56. Eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck paid £55 for &#8216;the graffiti that has ruined my life&#8217; in her Belgian home town of Courtrai. She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the [...]]]></description>
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<span style="font-size: 1.2em;">A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £10,000 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face &#8211; but ended up with 56.<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">Eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck paid £55 for &#8216;the graffiti that has ruined my life&#8217; in her Belgian home town of Courtrai.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English.<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work&#8230; and awoke to &#8216;this nightmare&#8217;.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">&#8216;It is terrible for me,&#8217; said Kimberley. &#8216;I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.&#8217;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">&#8216;I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French.<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">&#8216;But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.&#8217;</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 1.2em;">Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, denies her claim.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">He said she knew &#8216;exactly what she wanted&#8217;.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">He added: &#8216;She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place.<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">&#8216;The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">&#8216;They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">&#8216;She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.&#8217;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">But even the most advanced laser techniques would, while removing the tattoos, leave deep white marks all across Kimberley&#8217;s face.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">She has launched legal proceedings against </span><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">Toumaniantz</span><span style="font-size: 1.2em;"> seeking damages, plus the money for the operation.<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">He was questioned by police earlier this year but they decided it was a civil matter and that there was nothing they could do.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 1.2em;">Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: &#8216;The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable.  She feels like a circus freak &#8211; and no wonder, because she looks like one.&#8217;</span></p></blockquote>
<p>This bitch is crazy.  How in the world can you be asleep when someone is tattooing your face? Did the artist not use a stencil or at least freehand the design first? Every tattoo that I have gotten, the artist will draw the design on tracing, transfer to carbon paper and then apply the stencil to the part of your body. They will also confirm the placement is where you want it. Do they do it differently overseas?</p>
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