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		<title>Fresh Prince of Balloon Air</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/10/fresh-prince-of-balloon-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facebook Lulz]]></category>

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		<title>I&#8217;m Speechless</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/07/113/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fast forward to around 1:13 minute mark and try to follow along with this woman.  I think this should be a PSA for going to college or at least completing high school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmp713XYvhg
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fast forward to around 1:13 minute mark and try to follow along with this woman.  I think this should be a PSA for going to college or at least completing high school.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v="><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi//default.jpg" width="130" height="97" border=0></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmp713XYvhg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmp713XYvhg</a></p>
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		<title>Fire Box Traps Pranksters</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/07/fire-box-traps-pranksters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ads]]></category>

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		<title>Image of Michael Jackson found in tree stump and equal to Jesus</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/07/image-of-michael-jackson-found-in-tree-stump-and-equal-to-jesus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WTF is wrong with these people? Do they just want some lame story in order to be on TV? LOL at the comparison of Michael Jackson to Jesus. I&#8217;m not quite sure what is more pathetic, the people in the interview or the fact that CNN thought it was newsworthy and sent a reporting team [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF is wrong with these people? Do they just want some lame story in order to be on TV? LOL at the comparison of Michael Jackson to Jesus. I&#8217;m not quite sure what is more pathetic, the people in the interview or the fact that CNN thought it was newsworthy and sent a reporting team out to Stockton.</p>
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		<title>How to open a banana</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/07/how-to-open-a-banana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only one who didn&#8217;t know how to open a banana?

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		<title>Obama signs executive order to add Michael Jackson&#8217;s likeness to US currency</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/07/obama-signs-executive-order-to-add-michael-jacksons-likeness-to-us-currency/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>

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		<title>Michael Jackson Dead?</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael jackson]]></category>

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Is it possible that the king of pop is dead? Its all over TV now. . . Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, according to multiple reports including the Los Angeles Times and the Associated Press.  It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Is it possible that the king of pop is dead? Its all over TV now. . . Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, according to multiple reports including the Los Angeles Times and the Associated Press.  It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson is dead at age 50.</p>
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		<title>Redneck Longtube Headers</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/redneck-longtube-headers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/redneck-longtube-headers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automotive]]></category>

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Billy Mays here. . .Do you want to gain at least an extra 20 horsepower without spending $1000&#8217;s of dollars on those fancy longtube headers?  Do you think smooth airflow is overrated? Then we have the product for you. Take a look at these custom designed square tubed headers. Forget about fancy tube bending. . [...]]]></description>
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<p>Billy Mays here. . .Do you want to gain at least an extra 20 horsepower without spending $1000&#8217;s of dollars on those fancy longtube headers?  Do you think smooth airflow is overrated? Then we have the product for you. Take a look at these custom designed square tubed headers. Forget about fancy tube bending. . . square tube with 90 degree bends is the new hot shit.  Countless hours have been spent in research and development, especially if you count all the Pabst Blue Ribbon that was consumed. You too can have have your &#8220;universal&#8221; bolt on set for only 3 easy payments of $19.99. Order within the next 15 minutes and you will recieve a free set of gaskets made entirely out of recycled Pabst Blue ribbon cans.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t store your passwords if you&#8217;re going to cheat</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/dont-store-your-passwords-if-youre-going-to-cheat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/dont-store-your-passwords-if-youre-going-to-cheat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mental note:  Tools: Clear Private Data or Ctrl+Shft+Delete for Firefox users</p>
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		<title>Teen reportedly admits she asked for tattoos</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/teen-reportedly-admits-she-asked-for-tattoos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/teen-reportedly-admits-she-asked-for-tattoos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (Previous story here). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise.
BRUSSELS &#8211; A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of [...]]]></description>
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<p>So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (<a href="http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/i-only-asked-for-3-stars-on-my-face-not-56/" target="_blank">Previous story here</a>). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise.</p>
<p>BRUSSELS &#8211; <strong>A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father&#8217;s reaction</strong>, British media reported.<br />
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Kimberley Vlaeminck told a Dutch TV crew that<strong> she made up the whole story because her father became angry </strong>after he saw her star-covered face, The Telegraph reported on Monday.</p>
<p>The 18-year-old initially claimed she had fallen asleep during the procedure, and woke up in pain when her nose was being tattooed.</p>
<p>Vlaeminck had told police she emerged from a tattoo parlor with 56 stars over one side of her face, rather than the three she had asked for.<strong> She even threatened to sue tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the thousands she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.</strong></p>
<p><strong>She blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not understanding her French and English instructions.</strong></p>
<p><strong>But she told Dutch TV this week, &#8220;I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.</strong> But when my father saw them, he was furious.&#8221;</p>
<p>The tattoo artist also said Vlaeminck had agreed to 56 stars.</p>
<p>&#8220;She agreed, but when her father saw it, the trouble started,&#8221; Belgian newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws quoted the man as saying.</p>
<p>Rouslan Toumaniantz stands in his tattoo shop Wednesday in Kortrijk, Belgium. He says a teen agreed to having 56 stars tattooed on her face.<br />
Vlaeminck said she wanted to keep the tattoos on her forehead but would have the rest removed.</p>
<p>And for Toumaniantz?</p>
<p>Toumaniantz, who is covered from head to toe in tattoo artistry, said the only thing he was disappointed in was having an unhappy client.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity,&#8221; Toumanaintz told The Telegraph.</p>
<p>He will now require written consent from clients before any procedure, he said.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31400926/ns/world_news-weird_news/" target="_blank">MSNBC</a></p>
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