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		<title>She really wanted some nuggets</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2010/08/she-really-wanted-some-nuggets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Melodi Dushane, 24, of Toledo, Ohio has been arrested for allegedly smashing a McDonald’s drive through window when she was denied chicken McNuggets. The incident occurred around 6:20 am New Year’s day when Melodi Dushane drove up to the window in her white Mercury and ordered the McNugget’s as well as other dinner items. When [...]]]></description>
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<p>Melodi Dushane, 24, of Toledo, Ohio has been arrested for allegedly   smashing a McDonald’s drive through window when she was denied chicken   McNuggets.<br />
The incident occurred around 6:20 am New Year’s day when Melodi   Dushane drove up to the window in her white Mercury and ordered the   McNugget’s as well as other dinner items. When informed that dinner   items were not available after 2:30 am, Ms. Dushane allegedly became   upset and punched McDonalds’s employee Melissa Vasquez in the mouth. The   night manager, Tia Walker, came to the window and Dushane supposedly   took a swing at her and tried to pull her through the drive through   window. When that failed, Dushane punched the window, breaking it and   sending glass flying everywhere.</p>
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		<title>The Opposite of Michael Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Speechless</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/07/113/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fast forward to around 1:13 minute mark and try to follow along with this woman.  I think this should be a PSA for going to college or at least completing high school.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fast forward to around 1:13 minute mark and try to follow along with this woman.  I think this should be a PSA for going to college or at least completing high school.</p>
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		<title>Fire Box Traps Pranksters</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<title>Image of Michael Jackson found in tree stump and equal to Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WTF is wrong with these people? Do they just want some lame story in order to be on TV? LOL at the comparison of Michael Jackson to Jesus. I&#8217;m not quite sure what is more pathetic, the people in the interview or the fact that CNN thought it was newsworthy and sent a reporting team [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF is wrong with these people? Do they just want some lame story in order to be on TV? LOL at the comparison of Michael Jackson to Jesus. I&#8217;m not quite sure what is more pathetic, the people in the interview or the fact that CNN thought it was newsworthy and sent a reporting team out to Stockton.</p>
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		<title>How to open a banana</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only one who didn&#8217;t know how to open a banana?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I the only one who didn&#8217;t know how to open a banana?</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t store your passwords if you&#8217;re going to cheat</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/dont-store-your-passwords-if-youre-going-to-cheat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<title>Teen reportedly admits she asked for tattoos</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/teen-reportedly-admits-she-asked-for-tattoos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (Previous story here). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise. BRUSSELS &#8211; A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side [...]]]></description>
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<p>So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (<a href="http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/i-only-asked-for-3-stars-on-my-face-not-56/" target="_blank">Previous story here</a>). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise.</p>
<p>BRUSSELS &#8211; <strong>A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father&#8217;s reaction</strong>, British media reported.<br />
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Kimberley Vlaeminck told a Dutch TV crew that<strong> she made up the whole story because her father became angry </strong>after he saw her star-covered face, The Telegraph reported on Monday.</p>
<p>The 18-year-old initially claimed she had fallen asleep during the procedure, and woke up in pain when her nose was being tattooed.</p>
<p>Vlaeminck had told police she emerged from a tattoo parlor with 56 stars over one side of her face, rather than the three she had asked for.<strong> She even threatened to sue tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the thousands she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.</strong></p>
<p><strong>She blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not understanding her French and English instructions.</strong></p>
<p><strong>But she told Dutch TV this week, &#8220;I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.</strong> But when my father saw them, he was furious.&#8221;</p>
<p>The tattoo artist also said Vlaeminck had agreed to 56 stars.</p>
<p>&#8220;She agreed, but when her father saw it, the trouble started,&#8221; Belgian newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws quoted the man as saying.</p>
<p>Rouslan Toumaniantz stands in his tattoo shop Wednesday in Kortrijk, Belgium. He says a teen agreed to having 56 stars tattooed on her face.<br />
Vlaeminck said she wanted to keep the tattoos on her forehead but would have the rest removed.</p>
<p>And for Toumaniantz?</p>
<p>Toumaniantz, who is covered from head to toe in tattoo artistry, said the only thing he was disappointed in was having an unhappy client.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity,&#8221; Toumanaintz told The Telegraph.</p>
<p>He will now require written consent from clients before any procedure, he said.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31400926/ns/world_news-weird_news/" target="_blank">MSNBC</a></p>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s an idea. . . Let&#8217;s sell some pot on Craigslist</title>
		<link>http://www.youarejokingright.com/2009/06/heres-an-idea-lets-sell-some-pot-on-craigslist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[QUINCY, Mass.— Drug dealers, take note: potheads aren’t the only ones who know what 420 means. Quincy police arrested a man advertising his wares on the online classified site Craigslist with the words “420 help is here.” Drug detectives knew that in the cannabis culture, 420 means getting high on marijuana. The Craigslist item said [...]]]></description>
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<p>QUINCY, Mass.—</p>
<p>Drug dealers, take note: potheads aren’t the only ones who know what 420 means.</p>
<p>Quincy police arrested a man advertising his wares on the online classified site Craigslist with the words “420 help is here.” Drug detectives knew that in the cannabis culture, 420 means getting high on marijuana.</p>
<p>The Craigslist item said “Give me a ring if you need some help,” and listed a phone number, which a detective called Friday.</p>
<p>He told the man who answered, later identified as Christopher J. Gray, 30, of Marlborough, that he wanted to buy a quarter ounce of marijuana, and a meeting was set up for later that day in parking lot on Southern Artery.<br />
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<p>Gray was somewhat cautious when he met two detectives posing as customers, and asked if they were cops, Police Capt. John Dougan said. Apparently satisfied when the officers said they were not, Gray allegedly said: “Well, I trust you. You look normal, ” and sold them a small bag of marijuana for $45.</p>
<p>While it is not common, there have been other instances of Craigslist being used to sell drugs on the South Shore. Responding to two Craigslist ads selling marijuana, Hanover police arrested four people in March 2006.</p>
<p>“This is a first for us, although we have arrested prostitutes who have advertised on Craigslist, “ Dougan said. “It goes without saying that we will continue monitoring Craigslist.”</p>
<p>As for the 420 reference, there are varying accounts of the terms’ origins. Some people believe it came from a police code for suspected marijuana use. Another story goes that a group of California high school students in the 1970s used to meet at 4:20 p.m. each day to smoke marijuana.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.patriotledger.com/news/x965828848/Police-man-advertised-pot-sales-on-Craigslist" target="_blank">Patriotledger.com</a></p>
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		<title>Student denied diploma after blowing kiss to family</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For teens, there is no greater joy than graduating high school. Shaking off the shackles of education and claiming that hard-fought diploma is truly an epic day. Unfortunately, for several students at Bonny Eagle High School in Maine, their natural exuberance has led to some surprisingly serious problems. On Friday night, when the senior class [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>For teens, there is no greater joy than graduating high school. Shaking off the shackles of education and claiming that hard-fought diploma is truly an epic day. Unfortunately, for several students at Bonny Eagle High School in Maine, their natural exuberance has led to some surprisingly serious problems.</p>
<p>On Friday night, when the senior class was waiting to graduate, excitement began to grow. Students bounced a large inflatable rubber duck. The noise level rose. And then came &#8220;the kiss.&#8221; When called, one student walked on stage to receive his diploma and blew a kiss to his family. The school administrator, clearly not the sentimental sort, sent the student back to his seat &#8230; sans diploma.<span id="more-48"></span></p>
<p>The seemingly harsh punishment has sent the Web all aflutter. Searches on &#8220;student denied diploma&#8221; and &#8220;bonny eagle high school&#8221; are both through the roof. Additionally, blogs and news papers are chiming in with opinions on whether or not the administration overreacted. The student&#8217;s mother has given interviews and is quite upset at her son&#8217;s treatment. According to an article from Fox News the outraged mother said, &#8220;A bow, a kiss to your mom is not misbehavior.&#8221;</p>
<p>But the administrators feel they were just enforcing the rules that students agreed to. At a meeting following the debacle, school superintendent Suzanne Lukas said that &#8220;if a student doesn&#8217;t adhere to the expectations, then the consequences are clearly spelled out.&#8221;</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t the first time that rambunctious (dare we say &#8220;fun&#8221;?) behavior affected a graduation ceremony at Bonny Eagle. &#8220;Four years ago we had some issues with silly string and beach balls,&#8221; said Lukas.</p></blockquote>
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