You Are Joking Right?

A colletion of absurd, outrageous, funny and entertaining stories from around the web

Fresh Prince of Balloon Air

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I’m Speechless

Fast forward to around 1:13 minute mark and try to follow along with this woman.  I think this should be a PSA for going to college or at least completing high school.

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Fire Box Traps Pranksters

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Image of Michael Jackson found in tree stump and equal to Jesus

WTF is wrong with these people? Do they just want some lame story in order to be on TV? LOL at the comparison of Michael Jackson to Jesus. I’m not quite sure what is more pathetic, the people in the interview or the fact that CNN thought it was newsworthy and sent a reporting team out to Stockton.

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How to open a banana

Am I the only one who didn’t know how to open a banana?

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Obama signs executive order to add Michael Jackson’s likeness to US currency

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Michael Jackson Dead?

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Is it possible that the king of pop is dead? Its all over TV now. . . Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, according to multiple reports including the Los Angeles Times and the Associated Press.  It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson is dead at age 50.

Redneck Longtube Headers

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Billy Mays here. . .Do you want to gain at least an extra 20 horsepower without spending $1000’s of dollars on those fancy longtube headers?  Do you think smooth airflow is overrated? Then we have the product for you. Take a look at these custom designed square tubed headers. Forget about fancy tube bending. . . square tube with 90 degree bends is the new hot shit.  Countless hours have been spent in research and development, especially if you count all the Pabst Blue Ribbon that was consumed. You too can have have your “universal” bolt on set for only 3 easy payments of $19.99. Order within the next 15 minutes and you will recieve a free set of gaskets made entirely out of recycled Pabst Blue ribbon cans.

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Don’t store your passwords if you’re going to cheat

Mental note:  Tools: Clear Private Data or Ctrl+Shft+Delete for Firefox users

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Teen reportedly admits she asked for tattoos

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So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (Previous story here). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise.

BRUSSELS – A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father’s reaction, British media reported.
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