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A colletion of absurd, outrageous, funny and entertaining stories from around the web

Obama signs executive order to add Michael Jackson’s likeness to US currency

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Michael Jackson Dead?

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Is it possible that the king of pop is dead? Its all over TV now. . . Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, according to multiple reports including the Los Angeles Times and the Associated Press.  It has been confirmed that Michael Jackson is dead at age 50.

Redneck Longtube Headers

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Billy Mays here. . .Do you want to gain at least an extra 20 horsepower without spending $1000’s of dollars on those fancy longtube headers?  Do you think smooth airflow is overrated? Then we have the product for you. Take a look at these custom designed square tubed headers. Forget about fancy tube bending. . . square tube with 90 degree bends is the new hot shit.  Countless hours have been spent in research and development, especially if you count all the Pabst Blue Ribbon that was consumed. You too can have have your “universal” bolt on set for only 3 easy payments of $19.99. Order within the next 15 minutes and you will recieve a free set of gaskets made entirely out of recycled Pabst Blue ribbon cans.

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Don’t store your passwords if you’re going to cheat

Mental note:  Tools: Clear Private Data or Ctrl+Shft+Delete for Firefox users

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Teen reportedly admits she asked for tattoos

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So the other day we posted about the Belgian teenager who claimed she fell asleep and a tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face without her consent. (Previous story here). Well it turns out she was lying. . . suprise suprise.

BRUSSELS – A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father’s reaction, British media reported.
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Here’s an idea. . . Let’s sell some pot on Craigslist

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QUINCY, Mass.—

Drug dealers, take note: potheads aren’t the only ones who know what 420 means.

Quincy police arrested a man advertising his wares on the online classified site Craigslist with the words “420 help is here.” Drug detectives knew that in the cannabis culture, 420 means getting high on marijuana.

The Craigslist item said “Give me a ring if you need some help,” and listed a phone number, which a detective called Friday.

He told the man who answered, later identified as Christopher J. Gray, 30, of Marlborough, that he wanted to buy a quarter ounce of marijuana, and a meeting was set up for later that day in parking lot on Southern Artery.
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Cameron Diaz Upskirt shot on Late Night with Conan

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If you missed it, which I did, here is what a lot of people seem to be talking about. Don’t see what the big deal is, ehh. Just a little cheekage peeking out. Read more for the whole video.

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Is this the new trend for douche cars?

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Is this the new trend? Lets take our hood, grind all the paint off and soak it with some battery acid or muriatic acid(hydrocloric acid) to give it that rusty patina look. If you think it looks cool now, just wait a few years when your tired of the car and try to sell the car. I bet the “rustic” hood option will bring you more money. LOL. . .That surface rust is going to get deeper into that metal and eventually the rust will eat away the metal. I can picture the autotrader ad now. . .

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British Airways asks employees to work for free

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I wish my employees would be willing to work for a month free. It would definitely help with the labor budget.

British Airways is asking thousands of its staff to work for free for up to four weeks, spokeswoman Kirsten Millard said Tuesday.

In an e-mail to all its staff, the airline offered workers between one and four weeks of unpaid leave — but with the option to work during this period. British Airways employs just more than 40,000 people in the United Kingdom.

Last month, the company posted a record annual loss of £400 million ($656 million).

Its chief executive declared at the time there were “absolutely no signs of recovery” in the industry.
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Student denied diploma after blowing kiss to family

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For teens, there is no greater joy than graduating high school. Shaking off the shackles of education and claiming that hard-fought diploma is truly an epic day. Unfortunately, for several students at Bonny Eagle High School in Maine, their natural exuberance has led to some surprisingly serious problems.

On Friday night, when the senior class was waiting to graduate, excitement began to grow. Students bounced a large inflatable rubber duck. The noise level rose. And then came “the kiss.” When called, one student walked on stage to receive his diploma and blew a kiss to his family. The school administrator, clearly not the sentimental sort, sent the student back to his seat … sans diploma. [Read the rest of this entry...]

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